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    Bigger Boobs

    wiseguy May 3, 2013

    1. wiseguy

      wiseguy Chataholic

      Wife: "I want to get my breasts enlarged".

      Husband: "What for, I like you the way you are".

      Wife: "I want bigger boobs - it's going to make me feel
      better and prettier".

      Husband: "I just told you, you're perfect. How much does
      this cost anyway?

      Wife: £15,000.

      Husband: "No way. Not now. Never. Far too much money."

      Wife: "They're my boobs and I am going to get them
      enlarged no matter what".

      Husband: "Let's not argue over this. OK? I've got a solution
      Another way."

      Wife: "What's this solution of yours?"

      Husband: "Get some toilet paper and rub it all over your

      Wife: "You're crazy - that makes no sense."

      Husband: "I'm serious - go get some toilet paper and rub it
      all over your boobs."

      Wife: "What does toilet paper being rubbed over my boobs
      have to do with it?"

      Husband: "Well, look at what it did for your butt"!!:bounce:
      APS and Shortie861 like this.
    2. steel bat

      steel bat Chat Addict