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    Catch My Eye

    wiseguy Jun 1, 2013

    1. wiseguy

      wiseguy Chataholic

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      A couple are eating dinner in a very nice restaurant on their first date.

      The woman lets go with a very large sneeze. The sneeze is so big that her glass eye pops out and flies across the table.

      The man reaches out and grabs the eye in mid flight and hands it back to the woman.

      The date continues and at the end of the evening the woman invites the man in for a nightcap. After the drink she suggests he spend the night. In the morning she prepares a very large breakfast for the two of them.

      The man is so impressed he asks "Do you do this for all your first dates?"

      "No" she replies, "only those who catch my eye!"
       
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      :giggle: good one WG
       
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