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    is sex work

    wiseguy Apr 8, 2012

    1. wiseguy

      wiseguy Chataholic

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      An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
      While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group
      Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that
      his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his
      usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of
      sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Wing Commander chimed
      in with 75-25% in favour of work.
      A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%.
      A Flight Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending
      upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the
      Group Captain turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the
      coffee. What was his opinion?
      Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be
      100% pleasure." The Group Captain was surprised and, as you might guess,
      asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would
      have me doing it for them."

      The room fell silent.
      God Bless the lower ranks.:giggle:
       
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      I think I missed the punch line, but it did make me smirk.
       
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      LOL! that was awesome.
       
    4. fiona1964

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      Good one Wiseguy
       
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      it cracked me up... nice one Wiseguy!
       
    6. Dirty Harold

      Dirty Harold Bringin' Secsy Back

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      Rather hilarious, I've got to admit. From my experience as an US Air Force cadet, I'd say I think the British Royal Air Force and Royal Army has a lot more humor involved in the ranks than the US Military does. For example, Monty Python made fun of the military many times with hilarious skits. I miss Europe sometimes...