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    Italian Grandmothers Advice

    wiseguy Jun 2, 2013

    1. wiseguy

      wiseguy Chataholic

      Italian Grandma's Advice

      A young Italian girl was going on a date.
      Her Nanna said:

      'Sita here ana letame tella you about dis-a younga boy.
      He's agonna try ana [​IMG] you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't let him do dat.
      He's agonna try ana [​IMG] your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda.
      But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna really likea dat, but don'ta let him do dat for sure.
      Doing data willa disgraza our family.

      With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
      The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
      'And Nanna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you said.

      When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over got on top of him, and
      disgraced HIS family!'
      Naiwen, Shortie861 and APS like this.
    2. Shortie861

      Shortie861 Administrator Staff Member

      :giggle: good one WG :)
    3. Marti

      Marti Super Moderator Staff Member