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    not ajoke really but reality

    wiseguy Jun 18, 2012

    1. wiseguy

      wiseguy Chataholic

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      this is not a joke but reality
      A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
      The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic! Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

      Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

      The biker thought about it for a long time.

      Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

      The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" [​IMG]
       
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      :giggle: good one WG