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    1. joydyats

      joydyats Chat Addict

      • Do witches run spell checkers?
      • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
      • Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
      • Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
      • Can I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?
      • If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?
      • Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
      • How do a fool and his money GET together?
      • How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
      • Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?
      • Why are all the home ec. teachers divorced?
      • Why do they call it a "bust" when it stops right before the part of the body you'd think it would have been named after?
      • Why do they call them "buildings" when they're already done building them?
      • How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
      • If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
      • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
      • If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
      • If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
      • If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
      • What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
    2. zararina

      zararina Chat Addict

      What do you call a fish with no eyes? - A fsh

      Why did the teacher jump into the water? - She wanted to test the water!

      By: TAD:lol:
    3. clauemi

      clauemi Quiet Chatter

      LOL those are so cute and funny I like the bald man one and the mime one
    4. Shortie861

      Shortie861 Administrator Staff Member

      These are good :lol: the bald one made me laugh :D
    5. Nissapower

      Nissapower Shy Chatter

      Hahhaa good laugh!

      Some of them are very clever. It makes us think of why we do call something like that. For example the TV set :p