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    1. ~*Becca*~

      ~*Becca*~ Chataholic

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      The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question always asked: "If our chute doesn't open; and the reserve doesn't open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?"

      The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: "The rest of your life."
       
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