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    Two Italian Men Spelling Mississippi .... You Gotta Read Xd

    Amira :) Aug 28, 2014

    1. Amira :)

      Amira :) New Chatter

      A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

      The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of he men say the following:

      "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

      "You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

      "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
      HAL WARD, Shortie861 and APS like this.
    2. Shortie861

      Shortie861 Administrator Staff Member

      Oh that is brilliant! Thanks for sharing Amira! :giggle:
      Amira :) likes this.
    3. Marti

      Marti Super Moderator Staff Member