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    Unhappy Terrorists

    wiseguy Jun 2, 2013

    1. wiseguy

      wiseguy Chataholic

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      Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim



      Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

      Let’s have a look at the evidence:


      - No Christmas

      - No television

      - No nude women
      - No football
      - No pork chops
      - No hot dogs
      - No burgers
      -No beer
      - No bacon
      - Rags for clothes
      - Towels for hats
      - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
      - More than one wife
      - More than one mother in law
      - You can't shave
      - Your wife can't shave
      - You cook over burning camel s**t
      - You can't wash off the smell of donkey
      - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
      - And your wife smells worse than your donkey
      Then they tell you that, "When you die, it all gets better"??


      Well no s**t Sherlock!....





      It's not like it could get much worse











      MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
      They're not happy in Afghanistan .
      They're not happy in Egypt ..
      They're not happy in Gaza ..
      They're not happy in Iraq ..
      They're not happy in Iran ..
      They're not happy in Lebanon ..
      They're not happy in Libya ..
      They're not happy in Morocco ..
      They're not happy in Pakistan ..
      They're not happy in Syria ..
      They're not happy in Yemen ..

      SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
      They're happy in Australia ..
      They're happy in Canada ..
      They're happy in Denmark ..
      They're happy in the United kingdom..
      They're happy in France ..
      They're happy in Germany ..
      They're happy in Holland ..
      They're happy in Italy .
      They're happy in Norway ..
      They're happy in Sweden ..
      They're happy in the USA ..

      Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim,
      and unhappy in every country that is!

      AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
      Not Islam.
      Not Allah.

      Not their leadership.

      Not themselves.

      THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN

      AND THEN, they want to change
      those countries to be like ... yup,


      THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
      Excuse me, but I can't help wondering
      How damn stupid can we get? :happy: :happy:
       
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    2. Naiwen

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      Lol.... XDD I liked that, Wiseguy.
       
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      thank you xx
       
    4. Naiwen

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      You forgot some "Califes" preaching there and there...
       
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      That is a good one Wiseguy and so very true indeed, such a shame we have to live in a world like this!
       
    6. Damian

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      Sad but true.
      (I don't think they are happy in Norway. It's very cold up there. :p)
       
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