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    1. fiona1964

      fiona1964 Chataholic

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      THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY All PARTIES!
      NOT ONLY THAT-- it is POLITICALLY CORRECT!!


      While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically
      hit by a truck and dies.

      His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

      'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there
      is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
      we're not sure what to do with you.'

      'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

      'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What
      we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can
      choose where to spend eternity.'

      'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

      'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

      And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
      down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a
      green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of
      it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

      Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to
      greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had
      while getting rich at the expense of the people.

      They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and
      champagne.

      Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has
      a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
      before he realizes it, it is time to go.

      Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises....

      The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

      'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

      So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving
      from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time
      and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter
      returns.

      'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose
      your eternity.'

      The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have
      said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be
      better off in hell.'

      So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to
      hell.

      Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land
      covered with waste and garbage.

      He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting
      it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

      The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't
      understand,' stammers the MP. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf
      course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and
      danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage
      and my friends look miserable.


      What happened?'

      The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning.....

      Today you voted.'
       
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    2. TiggyDoolittle

      TiggyDoolittle Resident Weirdo

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    3. Demon_skeith

      Demon_skeith Chataholic

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      kind of long winded but it was pretty good.
       
    4. Marti

      Marti Super Moderator Staff Member

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    5. Claraviolet

      Claraviolet New Chatter

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      That poor thing.

      I bet, that's on purpose. Well, whatever.

      I don't have any good opinion about politicians. So, I am not going to say anything more.
       
    6. KyngzIndeyen

      KyngzIndeyen Regular Chatter

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      I have to admit, I did kind of see the punchline coming - but it was still funny :p !