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    Went Out Without My Glasses

    wiseguy Jun 2, 2013

    1. wiseguy

      wiseguy Chataholic

      Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

      Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.

      She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

      I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

      I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

      She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 79 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

      I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

      She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

      "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her. She fainted.

      Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier

      but sometimes it can be fun. :)
      Shortie861 and APS like this.
    2. APS

      APS Administrator Staff Member

      See you down the Parachute club :D
      wiseguy likes this.
    3. wiseguy

      wiseguy Chataholic

      pmsl ok buddy :)