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    Who's phone is this?

    Shortie861 Aug 8, 2012

    1. Shortie861

      Shortie861 Administrator Staff Member

      Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
      on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

      MAN: "Hello"
      WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
      MAN: "Yes"
      WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
      coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
      MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
      "WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
      new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.
      "MAN: "How much?
      "WOMAN: "$65,000.
      "MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
      "WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
      MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
      "WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
      "MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

      The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
      at him in astonishment.

      Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone knows whose phone this is?
      APS likes this.
    2. ramtastic05

      ramtastic05 Talkative

      wow, that was great
      i can only imagine how bad the the guy who owns the phone is going to react
    3. Marti

      Marti Super Moderator Staff Member