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    Will He Or Wont He

    wiseguy May 6, 2013

    1. wiseguy

      wiseguy Chataholic

      Bob walked into a bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

      The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

      The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

      Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

      The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

      Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said, "You're on!"

      Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

      The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

      Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."

      The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." :lol: :lol:
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    2. Shortie861

      Shortie861 Administrator Staff Member

      Haha, nice one WG :giggle:
    3. wiseguy

      wiseguy Chataholic

      gotta just love the old blonde jokes eh lol
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